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[You guys are bad-ass! Keep up the good work.] [Whim]



Conformity, Inc.

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"In the beginning, there was..."


It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.

May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

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2004-07-20 [Whim]: Well, their's nothing wrong with the sub-genres themselves it's the fact that music is seperated into different groups just because a different instrument is added or the songs are a slightly lower key or something like that and it's all just a way for people to justify their listening to it. "I'm not a metalhead like those freaks in the 80s. I like 'Nu-Metal'."

2004-07-20 [Lost in Illusions]: I love all genres. Except rap and pop. Hell, I like a few pop singers, but not all, Jessica and Britney need to be shot. As for sub-genres, I dont even get it. I just know rock, rap, pop, country, goth, and easy listening. I dont care what the genre is, if I like the music, I like it. Im not going to not buy something because "ew, It's pop" or "ugh, I cant stand rap"

2004-07-20 [Whim]: And what's worse is that most of the people who feel the need to use the names of sub-genres don't even know the difference between the sub-genres. The only people who know the difference are the people who listen to everything indiscriminately. So the people who say they don't like a certain sub-genre don't even realize they're listening to the sub-genre they don't like until someone points it out to them.

2004-07-20 [Sven Welkenson]: hehe *gives Whim high-five*

2004-07-20 [Avoral]: That's exactly it. I hate that BS, where people say they like certain TYPES of music... And can't handle the thought of someone deviating from that as well. By the way, all of you, I also listen to rap and pop... Techno, trance, classical, jazz, drum'n'bass, metal, alternative, gospel, country, rock of all sorts, funk, disco, and so on... It really doesn't matter to me.

2004-07-20 [Sven Welkenson]: Gospel???

2004-07-21 [Pnelma Tirian]: well, being the extremist introverted hermit that I am, I really have no clue as to what's hot and what's not these days, and quite frankly, I don't really care. I'll listen to almost anything, but most country I cannot stand.

2004-07-21 [Avoral]: I love Pnelma.

2004-07-21 [Pnelma Tirian]: ^_^

2004-07-22 [Astaroth]: I also listen to just about everything, Metal, Classical, Celtic, New-age, J-Rock. Metal is definitely, by far my all-time favorite though, and I consider it to be part of my personality, I play guitar all th time, or am either lestening to some music (usually Metal) if that makes sense.. I just generally don't like (c)Rap, Nu-Metal, Country music or Pop music, and no, before you assume, it has nothing to do with what's considered "cool" these days, I've been listening to Metal non-stop since I was about 7 years old.

2004-07-22 [Avoral]: Are we on that conversation still...?

2004-07-22 [Astaroth]: Oh yes, and [Whim]... to answer your question to the sub-genres. I do know that Metal has MANY sub-genres, because of many differrent STYLES of Metal. Musical arrangements, scales, techniques, percussion, there are lots of differrent style which vary from simple to complex in using certain amounts of any given qaulity of musicianship. Most of the musicianship used in Death Metal and Black Metal is rather mediocre, just to name one. However, Neo-classical Metal is by far the most complex style, as far as guitar virtuoso and such goes. Since the beggiinning of Metal(Maiden, Priest, Saxon, Motorhead) it has evolved into differrent styles. Which doesn't neccessarily mean newer stuff is "better".

2004-07-22 [Astaroth]: Actually, the older musicians are generally much better and more dedicated in my opinion. Guitars at least are generally alot more complex than they are now. The reason that I dislike Nu-Metal is because it is EXTREMELY simple in compraison to most Metal bands. What's ironic is that those crappy musicians are selling most records these days, it's a shame the way it's going. And contrary to popular belief, Metallica is actually Thrash Metal, and they aren't the "Masters of Metal" either. They've only been around since the early 80's, and they just ripped off thei British Metal idols and changed a couple of things around, just so you know.

2004-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: are we still on the music conversation?

2004-07-22 [HiddenFire]: Astaroth is, apparantly. @.@

2004-07-22 [Avoral]: Maybe he just had to get some thoughts out?

2004-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: ~loads .38~ care to do the honors, Avoral?

2004-07-22 [Avoral]: *Smiles, takes the .38, and spins the cylinder* It'd be my pleasure. *Aims, and gets the rest of the thoughts out of him, so to speak*

2004-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: hehehe, he wont be thinking for a lot longer, I assume? ~takes my gun back and shoots aimlessly~ FUN! ^^

2004-07-22 [Avoral]: Bwahaha... *Ebil*

2004-07-22 [Lost in Illusions]: meega nala-kreesh-na!

2004-07-22 [Astaroth]: Nobody shoots me. You shoot me, then I tie a rope around your nuts, attach the rope to a chair inside of an airplane, and toss you out of the airplane.. OUCH! Hehe.. if you want, then I could also go on about how musicians have generally stopped using traditional phyrgian and lydian scales, how we have feedback destroyers, digital modelling, and so many other things that older bands didn't have.... and how lots of it is off key and sounds like shit too. Go ahead and ask, and I will tell, I know all. XD

2004-07-22 [Avoral]: Oh, I shoot all. But nah, I hate the new crap, and agree in part with you. However, I had a 12-gauge for the one who started the convo in the first place, trying to turn CI into another lovely little Goth-page I'd have to smite. Smiting my own wikis just doesn't melt my butter right. Doesn't float my boat, nor does it make my heart smile.

2004-07-22 [Neimo]: *shoots Anakai*

2004-07-22 [windowframe]: ..musicians tend not to use *any* of the modal scales any more, not just phrygian and lydian O.o *runs off*

2004-07-22 [Astaroth]: Well they do in a way, but they just shorten them and make them simple. There is a basic note proggrression in music, it can be only 2 notes, or go to 1,000,000 notes, your choice. But it's basically all just power-chords and harmonics now, either way.

2004-07-22 [Pnelma Tirian]: or you can look at Bad to the Bone, which has one progression the entire song and STILL sounds awesome. ^_^ (I don't remember the musical term for it....yarg....)

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: my God, we're on the same subject for 3 days in a row?? Oy.

2004-07-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol. seriously.

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: um... um... KILL GOTHS!

2004-07-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: YES!

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: ~loads weaponry and hands a .38 to Pnelma~ Care to help?

2004-07-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: o.o...I've never shot a gun before....gimme a katana, and I'll be fine. ^_^

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: well.. that was gonna be mine, but ~unloads the gun and hands you the spare katana~ there ya go. I'll use the mace. that's more fun anyway. I get to hear "SPLAT!" when the little spikes hit their heads!

2004-07-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: ^_^ actually, if you want me at my best, I'll have to get my tonfas out...or get Kroenen's swords from Hellboy, or my beeeeaaauuuutiful(yet nonexistent) custom swords.....very fun. With those...I am UNSTOPPABLE!!

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: mmmm, I work best with my hands. I have a white belt in Tae Kwon Do, but it's not like I need a belt to tell me how well I am at fighting. If I need to, I could kick someone's ass, with a white belt or not, no matters. Though I do enjoy the use of a sword. Daggers are more fun, a lot more up-close-and-personal action. ^^ Im ebil, arent I?

2004-07-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: I am verrae much clumsy with my hands. Have you ever seen a tonfa? They're short wooden sticks with handles which are the fathers of nightsticks, and you hold the longer stick part against your outer forearm(or whatever that is lol) and swing it really hard at whoever pissed you off. Very hard and very fast and very useful. Problem is when the pisser has a staff or two swords or a spear. staves especially when theyre holding one end and they have enough strength to use it like a sword. bad times. lol.

2004-07-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: Problem with them is that you HAVE to get up close and personal in order to do anything.

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: mmm, yes. I know. Ive seen them, not in person, but have seen them. I want some chinese throwing stars as well. I want to start collecting weapons, that would be a fun investment. Easy protection too. Intruder in the house? Just grab one of the katanas or daggers and voila, no more badguy ^^

2004-07-23 [Pnelma Tirian]: heheh. Well, if I ever get any money, I'll start a weapon collection myself, starting with my dreamy custom swords...^_^

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: hmmm, vanilla vodka. I prefer non-flavored meself, but I wasnt the one purchasing, so whatever.

2004-07-23 [Lost in Illusions]: mmmm, I want some real swords. Not midieval, not samarai. Just swords. long, flat. maybe double-edged. hehe, Ive gotten used to flag-spinning, I could handle one.

2004-07-24 [Pnelma Tirian]: you know what we should have? a label page. I mean, you know how people say, "I'm so punk, but don't label me" and crap like that? we should link them all or something.

2004-07-24 [Lost in Illusions]: hmmmm, yes.. a "nonlabel" label page... find all the people we can that LABEL themselves, then contradict themselves right back saying "dont label me"

2004-07-24 [Avoral]: And then pwn them on CI.

2004-07-24 [Pnelma Tirian]: that's the way! ^^

2004-07-24 [HiddenFire]: I am goth! You can't lable me! ^_^

2004-07-24 [HiddenFire]: What we need is a lable maker. they say "you can't lable me!" and we put a little sticker on their head that says "100% off"! ^_^

2004-07-24 [Pnelma Tirian]: LOL!

2004-07-24 [Avoral]: Bwahaha... Ebil... *Caught that reference to [JWOlette], too... Hehe...*

2004-07-24 [Lost in Illusions]: heheheehe.... hahahahaha!! w00T!

2004-07-26 [Mitsune]: I love the current banner!

2004-07-26 [Avoral]: Thank you! ^_^ [Whim] did some great work.

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: Avoral, i do believe it is time for me to join the party....u know what i can do and the powers can i wield. Allow me to be a hitman as well....

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: Bubbles, your bastardizing skills are far beyond question from past experience alone. Send me the heads of three Goths of age no more than one year below yours, and ample proof you've smashed them, and I'll have a Seraph position waiting for you. And don't consider yourself a hitman. Consider yourself a mastermind bad-ass enough to be his own henchmen.

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: that shouldnt take a man with my skills more that 5 minutes buddy

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: Then have at it. The list is looking quite empty at the moment.

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: shall i message u with the results when i have finished?

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: Yes. Give me names and the rundown of how it went; preferrably, save the messages.

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: quick, somebody give me something cheerful and non-gothic! I'm getting all dark and depressed and bitchy and generally goth-y! PLEASE! BEFORE IT TAKES OVER!! ANTIDOTE!! ANTIDOTE!!

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: *turns the tv on to the Teletubbies*

2004-07-27 [Malkavian]: ~`Appears on that tv on the same channel as the teletubbies falling from the sky, landing beside a teletubbie then gnawing on the side of its rather oval large head.`~

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: no, that'll only make it worse.

2004-07-27 [Malkavian]: ~`Keeps gnawing on it, with it screaming rather loudly carrying her around as it runs.`~

2004-07-27 [Sven Welkenson]: *Shoots winky four times in the face and steals it's....* Ok what could I steal from it?

2004-07-27 [Malkavian]: o_0 It's purse or that cow top hat it had.

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: *sigh...* this isn't working, guys...

2004-07-27 [Malkavian]: I used to watch teletubbies, it's rather interesting.

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: you're good at exterminating goths, but keeping a comrade from turning really isn't your forte.

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: I KNOW!! IT'S MY ONLY HOPE!!

GIVE ME MONTY PYTHON IN AN IV!! NOW!! IT'S THE ONLY WAY I'LL MAKE IT!!

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: Hope this does something for you! ^_^ <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/avoral/Ah20sweet.jpg>

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: I'm going to ignore the other pictures and stare at the kitty picture, completely diagnosed with cuteosis, which symptoms are frequent high-pitched "AWWWWWW!!!IT'S SO CUUUTE!!!", stupid obsessive grins, teary eyes, and attachment to the screen.

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: Yeah, I saved it for last for that very reason. I'm glad you loved it as much as I did.

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ^_^

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: u people are looking at it all wrong, u dont need something cute to make u stop acting like a goth, u should go out and strike down goths for the little shits they are.....and dont trust Sven Welkenson he's almost one hehe

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: no, striking goths down only makes it worse. it makes you a power hungry goth, which, ultimately, turns into the assholes on internet games.

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: PHEW!! You know, for a moment I thought nuklearpower.com had sold out! Silly me! I just spelled it wrong! haha! that was a close one! ^^

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: and the kitty goes CHOMP! ^_^

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: I blatantly refuse to comment. ^^

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: Does NOT, GODDAMNIT! It loves the ducky and hugs it.

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: And yeah, smiting Goths is how you make yourself feel better, but if you're swinging more toward Goth, then you should probably get a few doses of cute and preppiness. I subject myself to a daily dose of cute and prep. All should begin this practice.

2004-07-27 [Sven Welkenson]: hehe Well fuck you too Bub. ^_^

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: heheh. I love you guys. *huggles*

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: haha, BOB!! u know the truth, thats y u r called dredrick sosebee.....but i dont really need a daily dose of prep cause i have prep friends and DAMMIT!! i want to kill them 2....i just want to kill everyone so fuck it!!

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: You only live once! *shrugs* you might as well go out with a bang! ^_^

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: if you want to kill your friends I can only imagine what you wish upon your enemies! or perhaps killing your friends is mercy killings?

2004-07-27 [Sven Welkenson]: hehe Yeah I know.

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: you know, I think I'll take up drinking. Actually, no, because several tons of Diet Pepsi Vannilla tend to come around with the same result...

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: go with coffee, all that caffeen and eventually you might break the sound barier. ^_^

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: people that know me, know what i am like Sven and Avoral can tell you, i'm not a very nice person...besides i like to bash goths in person which is y i go to that horrible planet comics place and to play magic the gathering of course

2004-07-27 [HiddenFire]: ah... we all thought it was because you where some sort of nerd that was upset with the world for not accepting you... thusly seeking to vent your anger at the world, and dissapointment in yourself on hapless goths. ^_^ :P thppppppppp!

2004-07-27 [Avoral]: Hehehehe... Nope, not Bubba. You should see him talking crap about... Well, just about everyone. And he's bigger than hell, too, so they can't exactly intimidate him. Hehe... "Goth" fucks from Ware Shoals can't touch him... Danny Ray, I think the guy's name was...

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: hahaha....fuck with me and i'll whoop ur ass thats all im saying.....besides the world has accepted me thats the wierd part. i'm anything but a nerd

2004-07-27 [levhole]: oh god, bubba has found the world of wiki

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: LEV!!! u can tell that HiddenFire fuck about me and how i am!! cause ur the shit buddy

2004-07-27 [levhole]: Hmm... Lets see, He's a real bastard! 

2004-07-27 [Wannabe once more]: DAMN!! my third victim is not responding how can i work like that?? the freak bitch wont answer

2004-07-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: I sense a worm trying to get into the system. ABORT! ABORT! :P

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: like anybody else here I enjoy pissing people off. So ar you just an ass, bubba, or do you back up your massive size with some degree of intelect? :P

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: if a victim does not respond you can allways create an alias to berate them with as well. or pick a wiki that they frequent. the alias works rather well, but it will get more attention drawn to you if they have blocked you... that means possible booting by the guards. *sits and waits for the "fuck the guards" comments*

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: He's not on at the moment anyway.

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: *shrugs* he'll read it eventually. no need to restrict myself to someone elses schedule.

2004-07-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: lol.

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: You live to serve. Conform to the schedule.

2004-07-28 [levhole]: how true

2004-07-28 [Wannabe once more]: they dont understand my power, and yes i can back it up with intellect! and fuck the guards and fuck u, u ass fuck conform or die

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: ah, but "fuck the guards" is what I wanted you to say... verbatum. of course you where screwed either way. say it and I predicted correctly, dont say it and submit to my prediction by openly defying it. either way... you lose. *shrugs*

2004-07-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: well, this *is* technically Conformity, Inc., so you're just gonna have to conform to the rest of us. Which is basically what you're doing, except without all of the annoying profanities.

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: true... but I enjoy stiring up stagnation where ever I find it... that includes here. everyone should learn to stay on their toes. ^_^

2004-07-28 [Wannabe once more]: if u wish to be intellectual with me, then learn how to spell words correctly....y do u try to defy me?? Do you feel threatened?

2004-07-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: *puzzled* I'm not quite aware of what you mean. However, I'm not quite caring whether you're talking to me or Hidden at the moment, either. Please, for the sake of conversation, don't use y or u to abbreviate words. The real and grammatically correct word is only a few more letters away. Truely you're not that pathetic!

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: I'm not going to cop out and mention all of the reasons why I spell so poorly... call me lazy. I'm just being an imp... I'm sure you understand. threatened? gods no! my ego is too massive for such a thing. ^_^

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: is it enjoy or injoy? I allways spell those kinds of words wrong. almost anything that starts with an i or an e does that for me. *shrugs* no idea why.

2004-07-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: I'm pretty sure it's enjoy, Hidden. ^^;;

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: words that I may have misspelled are as follows: verbatum, where, predicted, prediction, defying, lose. ^_^

2004-07-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: I didn't even know verbratum was a word. Hey, I guess you learn something new every day! ^_^

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Verbatim means, basically, word-for-word.

2004-07-28 [HiddenFire]: lol. I suppose so! I have a huge vocabulary... but I still spell like a drunk monkey. o.0

2004-07-28 [Lost in Illusions]: verbratum? vertabrE is a backbone o.o verbatUM is what Avy said.... I have a huuuuge vocabulary ~wink wink nudge nudge~ Okay, Im stupid.

2004-07-28 [Avoral]: Tee hee. Stupidity's funny. BERRY WINE CYBER! ^_^

2004-07-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: I am so confused. o.o

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: but it takes much less time to ask, y r u a bitch instead of typing all of it out...i dont give a damn who i offend or wut u say about me cause u have no idea who i am, so that bothers me none. so Pnelma, y u? y u? y u?

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: Truely! Why me? Please stop. It's lowering my IQ. So basically, what you're saying here is that you're an idiot who doesn't give a damn about anybody around him? You usually sound more intelligent when you use full words, you know that, right? I hope you do. I certainly hope you do, because if you didn't, that would just be depressing.

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: u can think im an idiot if u choose, but u would truly b surprised.....and i just dont care

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: if you don't care, than why are you here?

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: To smite Goths, clearly.

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: Then why is he acting like one?

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: He's not. He's acting like a bastard.

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: it's often the same thing.

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: um....do we get paid if we smite bastards?

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: because we/I provoked him into betraying himself. ^_^

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: ah. so do we get to smite him yet?

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Nah. I'm a bastard, [Whim]'s a bastard, [4V0r41]'s a bastard, Kaby's a bitch (close enough to a bastard), and yet none of us are Goth.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: You're welcome to smite within the ranks all you want. Rivalry makes us strong.

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: do u think that i am that easy to manipulate, maybe i have manipulated u into hating me???? u ever think of that.....how many goths have u smited recently??? maybe u r one

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: I actually am a goth... But I am am on your side. ^_^ I am the one they hope will be on their side but then i say "you know they have a point... you are being a wanker." ^_^ manipulate me? hate you? you amuse me! but hey, you all amuse me! ^_^

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: well, I think we'll all agree that I'm really not very good at smiting. I'm kind of here as the fanbase. ^_^ So I don't really smite things. I let them do all the dirty work, because they enjoy it and I don't. Oddly enough, I am an insane mass murderer and a strong pacifist. It generally gets annoying. However, I have taken an oath never to turn, and I don't cross oaths.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: *Tosses him another Dark'n'Macabre Treat* Good Hidden.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: *Pets Pnelma* You're cute. I love you. Let's run away together and get married in some third-world country where you're not underaged.

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~walks in and sits at the conference table~ So who is our next target, boys?

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: So I guess I'm the nice one of the group. Or something. lol.

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: I know Im not nice... Im ready to kill some fakes... O.o

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: and im the ass....so we have our positions on this team, who do we get, Avoral????? amy suggestions, send out the enforcer!!please

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: *Cracks knuckles* All right, let me find a suitable target for the sake of fun.

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: muwaaaaahahahahhahahahaahaaa!!!

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: yaaaaaaaay ~claps his hands like the retarded 7 year old he is~ WE get to destroy fake gothies! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: *not to be outdone, he claps like a retard watching porn* ^_^ any wiki-pages need to be annoyed? filled with pointless drivel? currupted by our sexual magnitude? ^_^

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: well about time, something we all can agree on

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: w00t! Sexual drivel is soo much better than the mindless drivel these wikis produce... let us corrupt with our awesome sexual powers!! ^__________________^ ~claps harder like an even bigger retard, as if competing with Hidden~ Muahahahaha... me is wiiinning!

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: *knowing smile* yes, dear. of course you are.

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: *slaps dick on the table*mine wins....it makes a louder sound

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: er... I dont compare size... let's just say, I can beat you all ^________________________________^

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: well, now, wasn't that disturbing? ^_^

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: as I said, I dont compete... ^^ ~looks away from the now tainted conference table~ Do we need to keep that on there?

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: Abeo, I'm sure we'd love it if you would beat us all. you must be very tallented to do such a thing. or do you plan to beat us one at a time? lmao! ^_^

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: [Lost in Illusions], buddy, we're not a "poser"-smiting wiki here. We smite all those whiny existential-extremist wanks existing out there. Whether or not they claim to be "goth" or whatever. By the way, everyone... The word 'Goth' need not be used in the destruction of a person's mind unless a) they label themselves, or b) you want to insult them by telling them that's what they are. The recent search has yielded the names following in the next post.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: [Cureless_Toxin], [GothicVampire] (if anything, get this one on the side. I love Cuntstitches), [Xenock], [fightingxtofu] (she's just funny. Stupid kid), [Crazy Weird Thing] (prolly like 12, but it's otay), and [Oberon of HollowHills]. Get 'em.

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: i'll take 1-4....haha it is time let the asshole-ism begin

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Show them the light, and sear their eyes shut to keep it in.

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: however you like, Hidden ~smirks and winks~ I know this isnt just a poser wiki, that' sjust what mood Im in the mood for... which ones of these are 18 or older? I need pwns for entry into the Seraphim

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: They're all 17 or lower. Too young, but fun smiting material. You'll have to get a search going yourself.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Oh yeah, and be sure to do it in the name of CI. I miss communal mind-destruction.

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: oh yes, of course... ^_^

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: i have destroyed and now i return......the journey was hard, but i really enjoyed telling the goths wut the deal was

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Ah, destroyed some people, then? Anything particularly interesting?

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: hmphs... I got interrupted. A friend called me.. I'll find some for my own little pleasure later... -_-

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: i tell them to come here and then when they tell me about the bullshit it is, i bitch slap them with the light......they dont like it when u call Satan a little boy butt fucker

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: but one started to ask questions about being a goth and i jumped on the chance to lead her to the light, muwhahahahaaaa

2004-07-29 [levhole]: LMAO... thats good stuff bubs

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: we have a new membership request!! his name is kent lynch, also known as [Tatersalad], he's as bad as me

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: thanks it is time for me to log off and let kent have a turn at it

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: as bad as you? but I thought we wanted them to be good at what they do? o.0

2004-07-29 [levhole]: ha!

2004-07-29 [Wannabe once more]: go fuck yourself u stupid ass goth, u better be glad that Avoral has protection over you, or you would DIE!!!

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Well, if Kent thinks he can do some pwning, he's welcome to have at it.

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: Avoral doesn't protect me. He knows, as well as I, that I can fend for myself. ^_^

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: sup u stupid fuckers

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: let's kick some goth ass

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: rawr. Hello to you. Not a stupid fucker here, but more than happy to oblige in conversation with anyone ^^ sooooooooooo... hi

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: wut the fuck r u??? ur hideous!!! u ugly ass fuck

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: Kent. Glad to have you. How goes it?

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: Sorry, I can't help myself, forgive me, I am disturbed, I am truely a sad sort, do not blame me for what I am about to say... *snaps out of pittiful mode and into informitive mode* is it just me or does the username [Tatersalad] smack of compensation?

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: The blatant profanities that appear every two words is starting to get annoying.

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: ~smirks~ What I am is no matter to you, especially when you word your questions so inadequately. I am me. Neither gender, nor sexuality. If you wish to understand just who or "what" I am, you may want to choose your words more carefully, or you will find yourself in a place you dont want to, fairly quickly. As this is [Avoral]'s wiki, and I respect him too much to start any arguments that would berate my intelligence, I will not compromise my intelligence on someone of your low caliber. Now, unless you have something 'intelligent' to say, I suggest you go from where you came and crawl under that rock that sheltered you for so long.

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: how about i smack the fuck outta you, u like that u freak bastard??? is Abeo half alien

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: no, but I think we've confirmed that you're an imbicile.

2004-07-29 [Avoral]: [Lost in Illusions], feel free to break past whatever holds you back. You have my permission. Like I said, infighting makes us strong.

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: y did u put u were from SC? u r ruining our state with your ugly unknown ass....Pnelma can lick my fuking balls shit fuck damn ass bitch...thats every word ass wipe

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: wow. I find your intense lack of intelligence fascinating.

2004-07-29 [Lost in Illusions]: You can say whatever you want, you low, stupid, ignorant fool. I am not going to lower myself to your level unless you actually say something meaningful. And for your information, at least I am 'brave' enough to put a picture up in my profile, instead of your pathetic, lonely, little house. Im leaving now. My intelligence cant be compromised by listening to this drivel. I'll be back when someone has something useful to contribute.

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: oddly his (pump's) form of verbal barage doesn't give much room for a witty foothold... the complete lack of wit he puts forth makes this an interesting fight... I cannot help but wonder if this is strategy or simple idiocy. *sits and watches*

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: i find ur intense lack of beauty to make my eyes hurt. Wipe your feet bitch, you're in my house!! You cant see me bitch!! i wont say i have a lack of intelligence because i really dont i just hate your ass

2004-07-29 [Tatersalad]: nigger lips

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: ah, but hate requires ignorance. and ignorance is far worse than stupidity. ignorance being willful stupidity. *sigh* you truely are a pittiful creature. *pats the pump puppy on his wittle head*

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: Who are you talking to?

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: I'm talking to the pump puppy and the pump puppy was yapping at abeo. ^_^

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: ah. okay.

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: wow! he even got a nickname! Very few idiots get nicknamed here! that's cool!

2004-07-29 [HiddenFire]: no [Tatersalad] is the pump puppy. or am I confused now? 0.o

2004-07-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: you're confused. Or I am, cuz I meant [Tatersalad]. ^_^ that's cute!

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